A soldier was wounded in a firefight in Iraq and ordered to the nearest military hospital. Arriving at the entrance, he saw two doors: one marked "For Minor Wounds," the other "For Serious Wounds."
He entered the first door and walked down a long hallway. At the end of the hall, he saw two more doors. The first read "Officers," the other "Enlisted." The soldier went through the second door.
Again, he found himself walking down a long hallway with two doors at the end. One read "Planning to re-enlist," the other "Not planning to re-enlist." The wounded soldier took the second door and found himself back out on the street.
When he got back to his unit, his buddies asked, "How'd your trip to the hospital go?" "They really didn't help me much," he said, "but, man, are they organized!"